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Netflix recommendations are confusing

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Netflix saw that I liked Hellboy 2 so recommended Sin City, Full Metal Alchemist and.. Chicken Run? It's the best of the three recommendations, but that's beside the point - how do you get from Hellboy 2 to Chicken Run? Never mind Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay.

What type of scones would you like?

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A conversation I had with my wife not fifteen minutes ago.

Awesomewife: What type of scones would you like, fresh blueberries or mixed dried fruit?

Me: I don't know, you're asking me to choose between two of my favorite foods. Ok, blindfold me and I'll pick.

Ok. Right, now pick one of these.

But I can't see where they are to pick from.

They're in my hands, so pick one of them.

But I can't find your hands. I know what - flip a coin.

Ok, do you want heads or tails?

I don't know! Roll a D-20.

Ok, you rolled a 17. Accounting for your zero bonus for having an average intelligence, you won the roll. So, which one do you want?

I don't know...

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