A conversation I had with my wife not fifteen minutes ago.
Awesomewife: What type of scones would you like, fresh blueberries or mixed dried fruit?
Me: I don't know, you're asking me to choose between two of my favorite foods. Ok, blindfold me and I'll pick.
Ok. Right, now pick one of these.
But I can't see where they are to pick from.
They're in my hands, so pick one of them.
But I can't find your hands. I know what - flip a coin.
Ok, do you want heads or tails?
I don't know! Roll a D-20.