A Tale of Two Kerrygolds

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I made two cups of tea, for awesomewife and myself went to get milk but we were out. We were also out of cream. So I brought the cups of black tea in to share with her. She said “add Kerrygold”. I stopped for a second and repeated - “Kerrygold?” “Yeah.” I walked to the kitchen, put down her cup, “are you sure?” “Yes.” Huh. Maybe it’s some obscure idea because Kerrygold is made from milk and it’d be like adding really, really thick cream. So I drop two blobs of Kerrygold butter into her tea and bring it back to her. Upon seeing the cup she pauses, stares, stirs it, and then said “Kerrygold?” “Yeah.” “The Kerrygold liquor bottle from up in the cabinet?” “.... oh. No.” “What did you add to my tea?” “Kerrygold. Not liquor.”

I’m only sorry I forgot to take a picture before I washed it down the sink to make her a fresh cup.

Communication and relationships and laundry

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Funny story. Well, it might not be funny, but I'm in it so it's a chance for self deprecation. Anyways..

For *years* my wife would occasionally comment to me when I'm doing the laundry to make sure I empty the lint trap on the dryer. Simple enough. I've always (99.9% certainty) emptied it, it's just part of my standard routine when I'm doing the laundry. But my wife always seemed to not believe me. This goes on for about fifteen years - "hey, don't forget to empty the lint trap!" "Yep, I always do." "Not always, and remember [woman we bought house from]'s sister." "I'm pretty certain I do, though I might miss it occasionally." "Yeah.. ok."

This one time, fifteen-ish years into our marriage, fifteen-ish years into living where we had our own washer & dryer, she was upset or anxious about something, or in a hurry, or whatever, but she pushed the point further. "Don't forget to empty the lint trap." "Yep, I always do." "No, you don't!" *confused* "Huh.. I do, it's part of my standard process when I'm doing the laundry." "No, you don't!" "I'm sorry but I do it pretty much almost every time." "So why do I find lint in the trap every time I go to put on the laundry?!?" You can see where this is going.

It turned out that we were both correct. The thing was that I had been emptying the lint trap before turning on a new load in the dryer, whereas she always emptied it before taking out the clothes from the dryer. This meant that if she went to do laundry and I had been the last person to take clothes out of the dryer she would find the lint trap full of lint because I hadn't emptied it *yet* - I wasn't going to empty it until I needed to turn on the dryer again. As I've almost always been the one to do laundry, any time she did it the lint trap would almost always be full, so to her it seemed I was never emptying it.

Oh, and I ended up changing my routine to empty it before taking out the dry clothes, matching her routine, as it solved the occasional problem of the lint getting pulled out by the dry clothes and making a mess.

Netflix recommendations are confusing

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Netflix saw that I liked Hellboy 2 so recommended Sin City, Full Metal Alchemist and.. Chicken Run? It's the best of the three recommendations, but that's beside the point - how do you get from Hellboy 2 to Chicken Run? Never mind Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay.

Review: Buster's Bistro Belgian pub / restaurant

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(also posted on Yelp)

My family and I went here for a weekend lunch. The best chicken curry and chips (fries) I've had in twenty years, and a serious contender for the best I've ever had. Simply sublime. Alongside that, their selection of drinks is outstanding with lots of tasty European ciders 'n things, their "plain" food advertised as "children's food" like cheeseburgers and chicken tenders were really good, and their shawarma was also delicious. It has jumped to the top of our favorite places in the Sanford / Lake Mary area to go for a sit down meal.

https://www.bustersbistro.com

What type of scones would you like?

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A conversation I had with my wife not fifteen minutes ago.

Awesomewife: What type of scones would you like, fresh blueberries or mixed dried fruit?

Me: I don't know, you're asking me to choose between two of my favorite foods. Ok, blindfold me and I'll pick.

Ok. Right, now pick one of these.

But I can't see where they are to pick from.

They're in my hands, so pick one of them.

But I can't find your hands. I know what - flip a coin.

Ok, do you want heads or tails?

I don't know! Roll a D-20.

Ok, you rolled a 17. Accounting for your zero bonus for having an average intelligence, you won the roll. So, which one do you want?

I don't know...

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